HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY, EVERYONE!
Who knew that the British soul and national identity hung on so slender a thread? Julian! That’s who! Seriously, that’s all it takes! If you get the name of one day mixed up with one of those damned Americanisms, it means that Britain is RUINED FOREVER! And then all the mothers will cry because their sons and their daughters ruined Britain forever and killed it’s soul! I HOPE YOU’RE ALL HAPPY WHEN THE EUROTANKS ROLL IN AND TAKE OVER YOU AMERICANISM USING SHEEPLE.