Posted 10 hours ago

Fedorasecond: the unit of time between an issue being aired that has to do with women, and someone making it about men.

Posted 14 hours ago

It’s more cheerful input from the Norm Peterson of Pointless Letters, R Hamilton! It’s perhaps safe to say that R Hamilton’s outlook on life hasn’t got any sunnier since his last few visits….but it has to be said, what R Hamilton lacks in good cheer is more than made up in consistency. We’re all still in decline and doomed, you’ll be pleased to know.

Posted 16 hours ago

POLITICS: Following the recent cabinet reshuffle that saw several women promoted to serve in the Government, white men angrily declare themselves “irrelevant” and swear revenge come the next election.

Posted 1 day ago

The Gay The Earth Stood Still

SPORTING NEWS: A full three days after the opening ceremony of the 2014 Commonwealth Games in Glasgow, reports are still coming in of people overcome with outrage at the fact that two men kissed for all of five seconds of airtime during the musical number.

Posted 1 day ago

"Deirdre! DEIRDRE! Fetch my pen! I must write in and correct this. I can’t have everyone thinking my mother carried a red umbrella at university like some sort of painted STRUMPET!”

Posted 1 day ago

Totally the same thing, John. Totally the same thing. There’s not at all a quantum leap in levels of seriousness (like emotional trauma, danger, abuse, humiliation and creepy intent to exert control through psychological harm) from one to the other. Totally. The. Same. Thing.

Posted 2 days ago

"You don’t have to be homophobic to write this letter, but it helps."

Posted 2 days ago

What smells like mustard? The President is a Demmycrat!

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Posted 2 days ago

"Whatever happened to individuality?" cries Lightfoot, writing a letter that basically boils down to "Ladies! Don’t wear clothes I don’t approve of!".

Posted 3 days ago

Maths.