"I’m absolutely incandescent with rage." trilled Mrs Bunty Twelvetrees, 85, when our reporter interrupted her game of bingo to thrust a copy of this letter under her nose. "Here we all are, watching as a nation goes to the polls to make the biggest constitutional decision facing the UK in 300 years, and no-one in the mass media focuses on the fact that we’re going into this situation with a Prime Minister who can’t control his foul language? Is this what my Reg spent the war with a bullet wound in his foot for? So that we could have a serving Prime Minister using language that would make a docker blush? In my day it was all different, you would never have heard Churchill use language like that. He was a gentleman, was Churchill. Even when he was ordering the saturation bombing of entire cities he was always very polite, was mister Churchill. This Cameron should resign! I’m absolutely bloody incandescent with rage. It’s a fucking disgrace, is what it is. An absolute fucking disgrace."
"The ham-faced fucking twat." she added.