Posted 1 hour ago

For the love of God, Linda, please stop saying “pantyhose”.

(many thanks to 50shadesoftrace over on Twitter for this one)

Posted 3 hours ago

therebeltrouser:

thecommonswings:

pointless-letters:

I don’t know why but “This, of course, comes from America.” made me laugh so hard.It has an almost Father Ted tone to it.

No-one talks to Patsy much anymore.

there’s someone in our town who we once had this VERY conversation with. i try and avoid them accordingly…

And ironically, said same person is the only person who, in my 11 years residing in the UK, has ever told me to go back to where I came from if I don’t like the way they do things here. (I was picketing during the pensions reorganisation strike a few ears ago) So quite the resemblance there!

Posted 4 hours ago

"What goes on in his bird brain?" asks Sylvia (who might be guilty of giving a heron a bit too much credit for being contemplative).

My theories:

  1. AWWWWWK AWWWWWWK AWWWWK AWWWWWWK
  2. fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish AWWWWWWWK fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish AWWWWWK fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish
  3. "Why is that woman staring at me?"
Posted 18 hours ago

By way of an evening bonus update, let’s have another peek into the world of the Daily / Sunday Express poll.

Posted 21 hours ago

Wonderfully wandering pointlessness in this letter, with a nice little fist shake at those damned Europeans flung in at the end as a wee bonus.

Posted 1 day ago

Breaking pointless

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It’s true, look…

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If “crack Phil” doesn’t put anyone off the idea of taking drugs, I don’t know what will.

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Seriously, look at that punim.

Posted 1 day ago

I don’t know why but “This, of course, comes from America.” made me laugh so hard.It has an almost Father Ted tone to it.

No-one talks to Patsy much anymore.

Posted 1 day ago

"I’m not wanking, honest." said Farouk when Pointless Letters reached out for comment. "Just don’t come in, I’m busy working on something. It’s not wanking. Just stay out there and keep the door shut."

Posted 2 days ago

Of course, the moral of the story could also be “Don’t park illegally, and then seem to expect some sort of reward for not drinking and driving, because not drinking and driving is just something you’re supposed to do, not get a pat on the back for.”

(with many thanks to sjhoward over on Twitter for this one!)

Posted 2 days ago

"And by British, I mean white."

(it’s worth checking out the comments section on the story this letter is referring to - it’s like a “Now!” album for the Daily Mail, all the greatest hits)